What The?!?…

A surreal image of a steaming hot bowl of soup filled with chunks of watermelon. Text reads, Greatfruit Zen Mind. We don't sell soup.

Watermelon Soup For The Soul.
That was our first idea.
Because apparently we didn’t think
watermelon was wet enough.
(We were wrong.)

Look out the window.
It’s gotten, um, pretty interesting out there.
It’s a lot.
Sometimes it feels like—too much.

Meditation is great and all,
but what have you got for me
when I actually have to go… out there?

This isn’t Greatfruit Zen.
It’s Greatfruit Zen Mind.
And that word matters.
Because we’re here to train the mind to meet life in the real world—
as it actually is.

You don’t follow us.
You use us.
We give you the matchbook,
you light the fuse.

Greatfruit Zen Mind is where mind training meets art, humor,
and the ancient wisdom traditions that corporate wellness forgot.

(Also, for some reason… we’ve got stickers. And magnets.)

Look around. Feel the landscape.
Do you think what this world needs right now
is another gentle affirmation?

Well, if you’re going to do it—go big or go home:

You’re not just awesome—you’re the whole damn field of super-awesomeness itself.

Put that in your pipe and smoke it.
(Thank you for not smoking.)

Greatfruit Zen Mind
(Some soup sold separately)
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Choose your own adventure:

A black and white rendering of a split open banana. The peels are playfully made to resemble the image of the yin/yang symbol.